• when teacher asks, “who here is on prescription medication?” only you and some man who is shaking raise your hand.
• when teacher says “anyone here had a strictly sexual relationship?” you better be damn sure that you’re the ballsy girl who raises her hand. good going, slut!
• when talking about uppers and seizures, you decide to blurt out how you were on antidepressants which gave you a seizure at work. WHY THE HELL. NO.
• also, topic of sleeping pills and caffeine addiction comes up. of course you’re going to raise your hand to admit to both.

i really can not attend class when i am half asleep and stuck in the front so i can’t see that no one else is raising their hand.

hi, i’m morgan. the pill popping, depressed, seizure having, sex addict, insomniac, crazy, with a caffeine addiction. lets be friends!

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